Thursday, April 05, 2007

Response to Naar Bear's lime light

In all fairness and love, I felt like I needed to respond and pretend that she could read my thoughts... I may sound funnier in my head, but it's still worth some ink and eye time.

her initial response blue, mine red
Naarah N Hanson
1. FULL NAME- Naarah Nethanieh

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Tuesday after being so angry at Jason for leaving a tee shirt on the counter for more than 24 hours. Come on folks, I have 5 weeks left in this pregnancy. Crazy , not just pregnancy
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes. It is really pretty
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Roast beef yumm beef
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WHO WOULD YOU BE? Are you kidding? I rock…but if it had to be anyone, it would be Esther They always want to be a Princess, not a servant or a commoner!
7. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes, these days we call it a blog Techy snobery
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Nope-gone at first grade
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No way! jumping out of her car, is very similar to bungee jumping.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Life
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Yes more like unvelcros
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I not only think I am, I know I am. very indecisive, signs of weakness folks
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla boring
14. Shoe size? 6.5 (size midget)
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Cankles (copy cat, but I can't say anything, because I'm too busy empathizing)
17.WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My sisters-everyday, every minute. Why fon't you answer you phone then?
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK? No She actually does, she keeps track of her incoming personal mail, and then talleyies up her wam fuzzies at the end of the day!
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Dark blue denim and camel colored sling backs (homo say what?)
20. LAST THING YOU ATE? Wheat fig newton (they're not a cookie)
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Some Christian talk show pitting an atheist and his wife against two local preachers against each other. Fight! Fight! IN good ol Easter spirit
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Mid Night Blue Dark like her heart!
23. FAVORITE SMELL? New books gay
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some guy who wanted to know if he got the job or not. Snore. gayer
25. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Nose gayest
26. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes quality response no retort
27. FAVORITE DRINK? Water w/ lemon-at least right now
28. FAVORITE SPORT? Wow, I am good at so many. Um, watching or playing? I am no good at doing either. proof of a short attention span, didn't even respond to the question, also proof of narcissism.
29. EYE COLOR? Brown similar to poop
30. HAT SIZE? Stalking caps come “one size fits all”
31. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes
32. FAVORITE FOOD? Salads right now, but when not pregnant I really enjoy Asian foods Asians' food is good enough but not their driving, so condescending!
33. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I can’t even sit through movies anymore. Ditto
34. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Peach What is this flash back to the 80's who wears Peach? (I do all the time)
35. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
36. HUGS OR KISSES? Yuck She prefers slapping
37. FAVORITE DESSERT? Brownie Yummy
39. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dennis

40. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Fight for Jerusalem By Dore Gold
41. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Don’t have one Another jab at non-techy individuals

42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? America’s Next Top Model and a Poker Tournament GAy to the 3rd power, please refer to "I just got Dumber" blog
43. FAVORITE SOUNDS? GG talking to herself bloviating is what ORiely refers to uit as...
44. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Um, neither.
45. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Costa Rica
46. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? Making up words that is striaght redonculous and exazurbated!
47. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Albany,MN (nowheresville)
48. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?La-Shay hotty from midwest, recognize

2 comments:

Naarski (the Mrs.) said...

I feel violated.

JADA said...

Now that was funny- LaShay!