Sunday, August 27, 2006

Stop! Pant thief!




Lasha's version:

It was the evening of August the 13th. All was well. We had arived safely at our GA home, when the revelation of one missing pair of pants struck us! The beloved pants. 1 of only 2 was gone. Would we ever see them again? Only time will tell. We miss the pants. The closet seems emptier now then ever before.

It's amazing that 1 wild night on a four wheeler can go so wrong as to take a pair of pants away, possibly 4 eva!

Joe's version:

On the night of August the 10th aproximately 8p.m. two individuals (1 5'7, the other 4'2) drove a four wheeler, belonging to D &J Hanson, deep into a swampy crevass. The individuals not aware of their immediate surroundings stayed in their undisclosed location for 2 hours awaiting thier rescue from the muck. Around approximately 10 p.m. a man (standing 6') drove a SUV, belonging to Enterprise, and drove only to find the undisclosed location of the 4 wheeler and two muddy individuals. After pulling the 2 individuals out of the swampy sink hole, all three returned to the Hanson residence steeped in thick mud residue. The Hanson kin then gave all involved parties clothes to wear for the night after a cleansing shower. All clothes were returned except for 1 pair of relaxed Old NAvy 33x32, faded blue pants. Although the pants were "flattering and had a perfet fit" to the muddy individual, the owner of the pants also valued the comfort fit of the Old Navy jeans. The pants have been missing in the presumed care of the 6 foot individual since 8/10/2006. If you have seen the pants, you are asked to call the missing pant hotline established at the Hanson home. The owner is gleefully awaiting a safe return of his pants.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Dear Aunty


Hiiii Aunty Nawa, this is Ava, the A stands for advanced. My mom asked me to write you because I was crying a lot in MN and I was whiney. It turns out I had a sever sinus infection. I'm on antibiotics and an nebulizer twice a day.(Sigh) I'm feeling better now that I'm on medicince, but it was a rough going for awhile. you know those plane rides, they reak havoc on your sinuses. Mom tells me on your first plane ride you balled your head off, she siad you 13 or something. I can't count that high yet, but I'll get there. The plane creates some crazy pressure. I toughed out the plane ride myself, but the doctor set me straight when I got home. I just wan't feeling myself. I am now though. Tobad you & GG aren't here now.
YOu asked about my weight, I'm 27 pounds now. COol huh? I could probably take you.
Dad wants to know if you got your swim siuit out of the bottom of the pool? I hope so, it'd be weird to swim with out a suit.
Say hi to GG, if she understands words yet!
AVA (A is for advanced)

gabe's first day at a real school




Gabe has a new school. They learn there this time around. Heirway is big on proper social skills and Bible verses so he's actually learning and not getting dumber like he was in public pre-k. Go private schools!

This is what we know so far, he has not received any "ducky slaps" hand paddles. He knows all his memory verses, 1 per week. Harmony is his new girl friend, it's official, no kissing allowed, and Payton asked Gabe if he wants to be his new buddy, it took Gabe 2 weeks to remember his new buddies name. GOD is good, Gabe is smart!

GG is smitten with envy


Why does Ava have to be so much moe advanced? I'm gonna cry! AGain!