Missoura nature

The fam took a road trip last night, we like just driving, getting lost, and seeing what we can see. We had a lot of fun. We saw a cat with a rat in it's mouth, a oppossum struck dumb in the middle of the road, tons o deer and their babies, and a fox on the side of the road eating someting...
Fun times with the family. except for Joe makig Deliverance references the whole time, but I think most men are thinking that when ever they are quasi-lost in a woods like atmosphere late at night!

A Sam't club Warning to ALL shoppers

My throat has been aching ever since I came home from Sam's Club! Apparently the carts are at the perfect height for a 5'3 bomb shell know-it-all, like myself, to try and chop her larynx in half while hoisting dog fud onto the the lower rack of a cart.
I was so proud that I could lift 50 lbs of dog fud and throw it on to the cart, but when I leaned into the throw to get it centered under the cart my throat caught on the edge of the cart, and all went black for a hot second. I immediately grabbed my throat as if a secret ninja just fell from the roof karate chopped me in the throat and then climbed up the high Sam's club shelves back to his secret hiding spot without even being seen. There was no witnesses to this theory, so I assumed it was the cart, the video surveillance is being subpoenaed right now!
It took me a few minutes to recover, I didn't even see it coming, my eyes can't see under my chin, so I had no clue I was so close to the cart, or a ninja got me. Whatever the case, my throat has been sore since Monday, and the Salmon was delicious by the way!

Confusement in KCMO

It happens to all of us, but this particular brain fart was extrodinarily dumb even for me.
I was really concerned about saving time because the kids were getting hungry and I just wanted to get from Lowe's to Walmart the quickest way possible. I'm not normally at this end of town so I still get a bit turned around as to the lay out of all the stores. Whatever my excuse is, I turned out of Lowe's parking lot onto a side road, and then drove behind Lowe's into another shopping complex. I proceeded to drive through the parking lot of this facility which is directlty behind Lowe's, and what turns out is also the WalMart parking lot. Even with my quickest route in mind, it still took me 5 whole minutes to drive around the whole building because all of the pedestrian crossings, to compound my already defunct plan the car dealership did not make it easy to drive through their 25 acre car lot, even if they made a road that cuts through it all. Needless to say, when I pulled into the WalMart parking lot and realized that it shared THE SAME parking lot with Lowe's it took a good 10 minutes for the stupidity to soak through the pride.
UGH

2 Suspicious characters

The RICH peoples fun!

The Poor peoples pool

Here we are the "Po Folks" in MO. Ava and Gave are victims to their mom's make-shift tub. Thanks a lot grandma and pa for spoiling the chidlren! I've always said set the standards low and you can only be excited from then on, but grandma and grandpa Hanson have it all backwards. They give the grandkids all the good stuff upfront so their mom seems like a wreckloose house wife!

Evidence of a true Christian

Pastor's KId gone horribly wrong

We all have wondered when it happens exactly, When do Pastor's kids go wrong? Well apparently really young. My niece already admits openly to erratic and irresponsible behavior.. it's sad really!