Non compliant & naughty

Ava is so naughty. As I was down uploading this video, I heard a faint shwish, shwish shwish. I sat quieter. She couldn't be up? It's 9 p.m., she should already be asleep. Shwish shwish shwish. Hey, someone is up and walking the halls (faint humming resounds, door knobs are twisting). I snuck around the corner, and sure enough she is tampering with the bathroom door,a nd SINGING. I sit and stare like a raptor awaiting its prey. She spots me, and freezes, like any good deer would. I move in for the kill. "Ava what are you doing up?" Silence, manaquin-like stillness. "You are so naughty Ava. Why are you out of your bed?" Stillness, silnece. "Get back to bed." And so I escorted her to bed, with 3 quick fwaps on the behind. Slight crying, and then silence. The whole time I was thinking, why tamper with the bathroom door, when you refuse to use it. You pee your pants and sit on my carpet, but you won't sit on a toilet seat and wet it! Motherly frustrations!