Non compliant & naughty

Ava is so naughty. As I was down uploading this video, I heard a faint shwish, shwish shwish. I sat quieter. She couldn't be up? It's 9 p.m., she should already be asleep. Shwish shwish shwish. Hey, someone is up and walking the halls (faint humming resounds, door knobs are twisting). I snuck around the corner, and sure enough she is tampering with the bathroom door,a nd SINGING. I sit and stare like a raptor awaiting its prey. She spots me, and freezes, like any good deer would. I move in for the kill. "Ava what are you doing up?" Silence, manaquin-like stillness. "You are so naughty Ava. Why are you out of your bed?" Stillness, silnece. "Get back to bed." And so I escorted her to bed, with 3 quick fwaps on the behind. Slight crying, and then silence. The whole time I was thinking, why tamper with the bathroom door, when you refuse to use it. You pee your pants and sit on my carpet, but you won't sit on a toilet seat and wet it! Motherly frustrations!

New hair cut

Joe says her new hair cut makes her look chubby. I say it's her belly!

I AM Captain Assassin

For all those who want a valiant career change here's an option... Pro Wrestling!
My name is Captain Assassin, I'm working on the outfit as I type.
Joe's is Super Bear, and if you call him JOseph then it becomes Macho Alchemist, which so fitting. Ava is Chief Rock and Gabe is The Grand Butcher or if you prefer Gabriel it becomes Samurai Tiger, which is as fitting as his fathers!
Check it out.
http://www.wrestlingname.com/

The teacher Prom!

Teacher lips 1

Teacher lips 2
Teacher prom was this week. I was so excited I wore makeup and got all pretty. Really ,my makeup was goopy due to the 10 years it's been siting in my drawer, but other than that I was pure prettiness sitting at a lap top, tip typing away. Generally there is dancing at a prom, not so for teachers, except for the Science teacher trying to look jiggy wit it and trying to do the "supre man". he failed the being jiggy test. Other than that excitement, out of the 16 hours I sat at school enjoying Teacher prom, I spent 60 minutes of it with actual parents and students. VERY SUCCESSFUL. Enjoy the pictures of teacher prom...

Pictures coming soon!

just like brother

Tooth Inc. unfortunate cut backs

Dear Gabe;
I heard you lost a tooth. Congratulations! When I came by the first time it was not there. I received a voice mail from my boss and he stated that you forgot to put it under the pillow. I would like to inform you that Tooth Inc. has undergone some major cut backs, and rezoning and I am now responsible for managing and collecting for the tri-state area. I am no longer able to accommodate schedule changes due to forgetfulness. The double and triple visits are now being charged to the customer.
We are also now glad to say that Tooth Inc is going “green”. As a company we are holding all tooth collectors accountable for mileage and gas consumption due to our environmentally friendly policies.
Do we still need teeth to sell to make a profit? Yes. Are tooth sales capable of going “green”? Double yes. With new company policies we are forced to make practical decisions about profit versus customer convenience. I’m sorry if this letter seems harsh, but it is all stated to explain why less money was left this time around. Due to the size of this lost tooth in comparison to the amount of gas consumed to receive it, only 2 coins were left. I appreciate your patience in receiving your money and I hope with future tooth loss we can work as a team to make sure we stay true to our new “green” policies and you make a profit on losing your teeth. You are one my best tri state great tooth losers, and I look forward to working with you soon.
Sincerely,
Madame tooth fairy
Regional manager and Collector