Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks.
If you can lead a horse to water, Chuck NORRIS can make him drink.
Chuck NORRIS was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Chuck NORRIS.
Chuck NORRIS favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second
favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
When the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck NORRIS
Chuck NORRIS played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
ah. The fear of Chuck Norris.
It is always good to remind ourselves of the power of Chuck. Sometimes we go for a day or two without thinking of: "What would Chuck do in this situation". This is a dangerous place to be. We should always be cognoscent of Chuck Norris and what he would do.
what would chuck do?
seriously, just looking at his face makes me want to puke.
Is chuck related to the cat chuck? Well, that would be odd now wouldn't it.
i am over chuck
please remove chuck from the blog.
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