Saturday, September 22, 2007

True fear, the fear of the Chuck



Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks.

If you can lead a horse to water, Chuck NORRIS can make him drink.

Chuck NORRIS was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Chuck NORRIS.

Chuck NORRIS favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second
favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

When the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck NORRIS

Chuck NORRIS played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.

The Office, Joe Style

Here's a quick re-enactment for your viewing pleasure!




Joe has a bit of a problem. He passes out when ever pain sneaks up on him, especially at the office. If only I could have been there once again to kick him and tell him to get up and quit faking... in all reality he really does pass out.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Momma and Ava time


Saturday afternoon, no lights

The MINDS


The Muscle

The FOCUS

The team work

The opportunity

The break away

The defeat. First game, we lost

Saturday, September 15, 2007

She's eatin my avacados

Tootin ABA

"Momma poop"
"let me see ABA"

"I skink"

See momma, skink

The beginning of FALL

The thing is, she told me, she warned me. I told her to smile so I could take a picture and she said. "I touch it momma" (meaning the lens). I told her no, don't touch it, just smile for me. "No touch it."
And so went the pursuit. Fortunately the camera captured the whole event, she stalked me like a lion, and dove in like a hawk!

The persistance and will to do damage continued.
AND she got it; I had a huge ABA finger smudge on my ity bity lens

Tis the season to be jolly for me; I love the fall and September has drug in some brisk weather. Ava and I went out to enjoy a little r& r in the sprinkler. This precious mommy, baby moment turned into another display of Ava's character. Only thepictures and a small scenario can describe...

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Frolic to my place of rest




They may not be clean yet, but if you want to stay a night you're more than welcome. I'm officially done with prettifying the basement. Joe's man room? check. Guest bedroom? check check. The bar/when we get friends to entertain area? triple, double checko.
I'm muy excited to show it off, and give any one who stays here, a good nights rest, just don't stay too long just because it's pretty and comfy!

Love ya,
LaShay

Dear Rents


I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I think it's worth noting again.
Dearest father, I was searching through my freezer the other night for that 3rd and last bag of 2lbs coffee that I purchased from Sam's Club 3 months ago, and realized I was out. No, this thrifty trick of buying coffee in bulk saves me worthless trips to the bulk foods store, which last trip almost cost me my life, is not why I am writing, no, of course not, I digress. My search for coffee opened my eyes to another remarkable fact, the Choclate, caramle MOsse Tracks ice cream you bought me on your last trip out to KCMO is still sitting in my fridge, untouched, as is, from last February.
Gabe was looking for a delicious something to snack on before bed, and discovered our old and rediscovered ice cream treat when he realized we were out of push-ups (yummy). I said, "oh yeah. Is that still alive!" After I washed the 2 inches of freezer burned ice off of the top, and scraped off the next inch of freezer burned choclate, we discovered it was still good.
So is that why you buy it? Because you know with a little extra TLC, it'll still taste good 1 year from the day you bought it? You're so smart and thrifty. I thought Sam's club described perfectly your thrify nature, or the time you yelled and hollered at me at Cash Wise when I didn't take the free pre-cooked suasages, which also stayed in our childhood freezer for about a year. The left over food is yet another piece of evidence of your thriftiness and granpa charm.
When I get in-laws and see my grand babies grow up I'm going to buy them tons of food they don't eat, knowing that when I return that same food will still be where I left it, untouched, and ready to eat.
P.S. when we moved out of our house in GA, we discovered Ruffles Potatoe Chips, and a bag of Teddy Grams untouched, unfortunately, they didn't make the move.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

LIsten Folks, I'm very offended! Thanks alot

Just because I put on 15 pounds doesn't mean I'm pregnant!
The last photo was when I had crazy AVA giving me heartburn all day long.