BUSTED!

I am so embarrassed!I thought I was being sneaky hiding out in my silver rental van and watching her from the tinted windows. She wouldn't return my phone calls for like 2 days... I was a bit peeved, but the alcohol really calmed my irrational emotions. Good thing I was parked, because by the time she got out of that store I was 2 sheets to the wind.
You're probably thinking, why are you stalking your sister? But the real question is, why not? WHo better ya know? I really didn't think she'd see me. When I'm at Target, I usually get stuck in that "Target vortex" and can't see anything but my tile, isle, and dollar signs. Oh well. The security gaurds were nice though, really understanding. The weirdest thing about the whole ordeal was she called me on her way home, so I stopped following her immediately and we had a wonderful conversation. The man costume must have really thrown her off my lead.

(folks, this is a total fabrication, but if you read her comment section I have you know I called the police on the gathering of suspected terrorists cuz mom was too scared so nice try jammajamma. Link)

We've got a brother?

Brothers don't shakle hands,...

Brothers gotta hug!

I've got a brother! Come on brother!

Attention all Readers

YEah it's my birthday coming up... I know, most of you were going to just wish me a belated happy birthday... but this year things are different, Urgent, I dare say.

So my favorite body spray and lotion is now leaving the planet, this discontinuation is terribly disturbing, so I need all of you to go out and buy me this for my birthday.

YOu can only get it at the GAP outlet! I know outlets, yuck, but for real folks, it's the only scent that actually goes with my body chemistry. Not only does it smell natural, but naturally delicious as well. Gabe always says, "Mom, I like that stink, WHat is it?"

When I can make a 6 year old's head turn, I've got something going for me

So hey, please go out and buy me this for my birthday, or consider it a donation to me which will continue giving for years to come ...

Dream (good, but not the best)

So Pink (my personal fav)

HEaven (not what I pictured Heaven to smell like, but it's nice)