A typical Clara moment

The night's synopsis goes something like this: dinner is done, girls are put to bed, mom goes down stairs to finish cleaning the kitchen. Suddenly the phone rings. A wave of popularity rushes over me. I realize the ring tone is the home phone ring tone. Mom thinks to herself, wait a minute the home phone is charging in my bedroom upstairs... hmmm, I wonder who this could be?
Mom: Hello
Clara: Hi mom
Mom:  HI clara.
Clara: What are you doing?
Mom: I'm cleaning the kitchen. What are you doing?
Clara Indistinguishable gibberish
Mom: I have an idea.
Clara: Oh what mom?
Mom: How about I run upstairs real fast and spank you because you're not in bed?
 Phone drops. Door slams. End of conversation.

I've got Tabs

People, consider this to be the ultimate in blogger re-organization in which I have no intentions of actually maintaining past February (New Year's resolution). I think the tabs are relatively self explanatory. Just in case they are not, I will not explain them any further in order to force you to read through them. I will be doing a colossal blog-dump in order to update the tabs and get them started.