ADHD Complictions

Google+ I will delete you. You complicate things by adding TMI to one page. And then you want me to organize and categorize all the TMI... How about I just delete it, then I won't have to organize or categorize.

as the world turns

I am not even going to pretend that I have tried to write any posts. That would make me a big fat liar! The last 9 months I have been trying to avoid being a big fat liar . Many things have changed about me and since I have quit work. I will neither ruminate over it nor share it all directly. Why not be mysterious.
writing has always been therapy for me, but I have had to put that on hold in order to focus on therapy that actually works. I have missed you keyboard. I dream often of typing away all of my witty thoughts amazing insights and creativity but never actually comitting. the funny thing is, if you've noticed less typos in this last paragraph, it is because I am now speaking my thoughts into a trusty ol phone. somehow it is more acurate then my public educated and college degreed typing skills.

A typical Clara moment

The night's synopsis goes something like this: dinner is done, girls are put to bed, mom goes down stairs to finish cleaning the kitchen. Suddenly the phone rings. A wave of popularity rushes over me. I realize the ring tone is the home phone ring tone. Mom thinks to herself, wait a minute the home phone is charging in my bedroom upstairs... hmmm, I wonder who this could be?
Mom: Hello
Clara: Hi mom
Mom:  HI clara.
Clara: What are you doing?
Mom: I'm cleaning the kitchen. What are you doing?
Clara Indistinguishable gibberish
Mom: I have an idea.
Clara: Oh what mom?
Mom: How about I run upstairs real fast and spank you because you're not in bed?
 Phone drops. Door slams. End of conversation.

I've got Tabs

People, consider this to be the ultimate in blogger re-organization in which I have no intentions of actually maintaining past February (New Year's resolution). I think the tabs are relatively self explanatory. Just in case they are not, I will not explain them any further in order to force you to read through them. I will be doing a colossal blog-dump in order to update the tabs and get them started.