Ode to Waffle House coffee.
These Nellie Furtado's lyrics were adjusted to help speak my mind about how I feel about the Waffle House coffee on a beautifully blessed Sunday afternoon.
[Lashay]Promiscuous coffee
Wherever you are?
IÂ’m really thirsty
And it's you that I want
[Coffee:] Promiscuous coffee drinker
You already know
That IÂ’m all yours
What are you waiting for?
[Lashay]Promiscuous coffee
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And you ain't got what I need
[Coffee:] Promiscuous Coffee Drinker
Let's get to the point
Cause I'm on a roll
and I know you're gettin full
[Verse]
Promiscuous Coffee
Wherever you are?
IÂ’m really thirsty
And its you that I want
[Coffee:] Promiscuous Coffee drinker
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait
[Lashay]Promiscuous Coffee
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And you ain't got what I need...
and we don't have to play games no mo
To summarize for the literal non-literary types:
The best breakfast experience in the world is always a disappointment when a weak cup o coffee ruins the delight of a hot breakfast. You have to wash down a fluffy waffle, hot bacon, toasty hashbrowns with the option of cheese (always request cheese for an additional .99), and eggs overeasy with a hot dark blend of coffee. Why do people think twice filtered, watery liquide, labeled as coffee, is adequate for an All Star Breakfast Platter?
I owe you a coffee maker.
ReplyDeleteGo buy yourself one of those that I was talking to you about... made a great espresso... no more odes to bad brown water... saddens my coffee lovin' heart
No one likes a tease. I think we should take after the muslims and start a riot. Maybe burn a waffle house in efigy?
ReplyDeleteare you busy packing, cuz this blog page is getting old...
ReplyDeletei am bored of this,... come on
ReplyDeleteApartment dweller...you lied... you said you were going to blog about Gabes' first report card! I say! Huff, puff
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